schlongbonking 

V. The act of sword fighting (with another male of course) while both participants are ejaculating on one another's abdominal area

Dude, Noel is such a faggot I caught him schlongbonking with Yousif in the boys changeroom today

schlongbonking by penispumper5097 May 21, 2009

Schlongdonging 

Lots of unnecessary sex in a movie that is over done, overly hyped or fake.

Fifty Shades of Grey had too much schlongdonging for me. I'd rather keep it real!

Schlongdonging by TakeABite May 22, 2015