schlong john

If, while eating a long john, the filling shoots out the end, the long john becomes a schlong john. Can also be used for particularly long and skinny and/or phallic long johns.

Whoa! Watch where you point that schlong john.

by SamAdams February 1, 2005

Long Schlong John

A person named John that has a particularly long schlong

Guy 1 : Hey bro did you see John yesterday?
Guy 2 : Ohhh, Long Schlong John, ya his Schlong is huge!!

by John McMenda July 28, 2020

Schlong John Silver

An unfortunate condition that may befall one's schlong, whereby said penis has been inserted into a "not so fresh" vagina, particularly one with a fishy odor. The result is a schlong that, when removed post-coitus, smells of seafood.

My girlfriend and I boned after playing tennis and I got the worst Schlong John Silver!

by Dr. Evil 518 September 14, 2010