schlaznik 

this is means ur an asian person.and are a fuckin wank tit fuck stain.

shut it ya schlaznik prick. or ill beat u like i was ur daddy or ill put a cap in ur ass.

schlaznik by Johnny Dong July 6, 2004

schlaank 

1. the disgusting particulate matter, consisting of dirt, dust, and hair that accumulates in the water cup of a beirut/beer pong game, especially games held in a college dorm room, where schlaank is particularly common.
2. Anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.

1. "Loser (of the game) eats the schlaank!" (highly unadvisable).
2. "Yo this meatloaf tastes like schlaank."

schlaank by ballsanweiners February 19, 2009

Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"

Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022

schlanking 

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021

schlannie 

Schlannie is a derogatory term for a person who supports content creator, jschlatt (twitch.tv/jschlatt).

"Hey, jschlatt just uploaded!" - person 1
"No one cares, dumbass schlannie!" - person 2

schlannie by ajfhdbsn ewfdgsha January 20, 2021

Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"Hey what's on your bed?"
"That's my new schlanket I had it custom made!"

Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022

schlank

To spank someone with your schlong.

I gave your mom a schlanking after she ran out of mashed potatoes.

You need to schlank your girl. She's getting a little uppity.

schlank by Brandon from Norman September 14, 2006