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Schlampus 

a adjective used to describe something that is awesome to extensive amounts; it is a very high honor is to be considered this, as not many reach this level at anything.
Nate: "Yo im so glad we got high before getting drunk and going to the movies, my night got so much better!"
Hank: "Yea man it was totally Schlampus!"
Schlampus by MarkMorrisonMan July 7, 2009
A person who always mails it in. Someone who is a complete and total schmuck.
Timmy never helps with group projects, he's such a schlimper.
Schlimper by wowlitcomp September 6, 2018

schlampenschlepper 

German for Pimp's car or pimped out ride.
Literal meaning: slut dragger
schlampenschlepper by absolutlem0n January 14, 2003

Schlameel 

someone who tends to make the wrong decisions or ruin everything- also see mush , schlamufde
"What a schlameel!?!"
Schlameel by Neil, Joe, Bryan June 18, 2008

Schlampz 

An endearing term derived from the German word Schlampe- bitch/slut and the German word Schotzi meaning loved one.
I love you schlampz.
My schlampz.
Schlampz by Jesucka December 3, 2011

Schaden-schämen 

Compound word from schadenfreude - malicious joy, and fremdschämen - vicariously embarrassed by someone else.

To be embarrassed for a total stranger, whilst feeling maliciously happy that they're embarrassing themselves.
Watching American Idol: "OMG, look at that girl fail. I've got so much schaden-schämen going on right now".
Schaden-schämen by PseudoGerman November 6, 2011