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The irritating noise produced by someone who doesn't eat with their mouth closed.
'Did you hear Christian eating? He wouldn't stop fucking Schlapping!'
by 12017317 February 27, 2014
The sound made when a man shakes his hips from side to side, allowing his penis to "schlap" against his thighs.

Schlapping may be turned into a competition whereby the most innovative way to make the sound is rewarded with high points.
"Did you hear? I pulled off the 'helicopter'! that makes me master of schlapping!"
by 9CRIMES October 28, 2008

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