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Pronounced: shlodge or, less commonly, slodge, this word is usually used to describe something that is a disappointment or annoyance. It can be substituted in for other words (i.e. calling names, swear words, describing something, etc.) Usually used as an exclamation.
That guy is a schlage.
You're such a schlage.
This pizza is such a schlage.
What a schlage.
by Rachelle Mirosavljev May 21, 2008