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scheme rat 

Someone in the uk who lives in a council housing scheme, these people are usually jobless and have countless children. They spend most of there day watching Jeremy Kyle or walking to the shops for cheap cider and lager usually wearing pyjamas and fake ugg boots.
I met a girl on Saturday night but I have been deliberately missing her calls because she's nothing but a scheme rat.

That scumbag Stevie is nothing but a scheme rat he spends his days drinking cider and smoking weed
scheme rat by Djc2508 January 23, 2014
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schemeattics 

An outstanding performer in the arts of method acting. Truly a playa with the ladies
"We all love schemeattics"
schemeattics by scheematiks April 16, 2021