6 definitions by Djc2508

Top Definition
To needlessly waste time
We were an hour late for dinner because the wife spent an hour pissing about with make up and doing her hair.
My pint was empty because my mate spent 20 minutes pissing about trying to chat up the barmaid.
by Djc2508 November 06, 2013
Some who stalks/creeps about on another persons profile on social media groups such as twitter, Facebook, MySpace or if they are in need of psychiatric help even bebo. This person usually leads an uninteresting life with limited friends and struggles with relationships excess the reason they have so much time to creep on unsuspecting victims. They usually know everything that's going on or happening in there town or city especially if it doesn't concern them.
Person 1-"Did you hear Steve the stud went out with that hot chick Stuart used to date?"
Person 2- "no I didn't! Who told you that?"
Person 1-" I seen it on Steve's brothers Facebook page"
Person 2- "I didn't know you were friends "
Person 1-"we're not"
Person 2-"I don't think we should be friends you're a social media creep"
by Djc2508 November 07, 2013
When the act of maturbation is disturbed causing loss of momentum or ejaculation in your pants because some inconsiderate person has turned up uninvited
I downloaded some wicked porn last night and was knocking one out then my mum walked through the door 2 hours early as I was just about to shoot my load, what a wasted wank
by Djc2508 January 16, 2014
Spending long periods of time having sex with your spouse/partner/lover
Have you seen mike today ?
No him and Irene are having a pumpathon
by Djc2508 January 14, 2014
Someone in the uk who lives in a council housing scheme, these people are usually jobless and have countless children. They spend most of there day watching Jeremy Kyle or walking to the shops for cheap cider and lager usually wearing pyjamas and fake ugg boots.
I met a girl on Saturday night but I have been deliberately missing her calls because she's nothing but a scheme rat.

That scumbag Stevie is nothing but a scheme rat he spends his days drinking cider and smoking weed
by Djc2508 January 23, 2014
The wet fart noise a vagina makes when being pounded hard and fast due to air
I was pumping my bitch so hard and fast she squelched so loud, it was embarrassing for her.
by Djc2508 January 16, 2014
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