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1.
Gas out of a rectum, and much much more.
"Oh Crap, I just scharted my pants!"
by Tommy May 06, 2005
 
2.
when your fart and shit at the same time.
when you are with your friends and one of them farts,and said fart sounds so wet you look at them and ask"did you just schart yourself"
by big e 6996 March 03, 2010