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Schonebone

mildly retarted male which will have sex with any type of haggard creature. German for pretty bone. Vocabulary extremely limited to "dude","yo man", and "party it up". Possibly suffers from unknown STD which has not been diagnosed in medical history.
Eric Schonebone had a great weekend partying it up with a one eyed 44yr old haggard beast.
Schonebone by Day crew July 7, 2008

Great Scones! 

a phrase that can be used in the place of "Oh my God!" or "Wow!"

Inspired by the band rooney and the members Robert Camine, Taylor Locke, Ned Brower, Louie Stephens and Matt Winter
"great scones I did well on my Math Test!"

or

"Melissa, did you hear? Rooney's playing with Phantom Planet on Tuesday. Great Scones!"
Great Scones! by Why Try? March 8, 2004
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Violated tits

Empty, deflated, horrible looking knockers
I find your scones offensive to my eyes
Scones by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020
Scholes (verb, noun):

When a player scores a goal from outside the box. The ball must be struck first time, and with sufficient power. It can follow a pass along the ground, or the ball can be hit on the (half) volley. Scholeses are often scored from corners. The word "Scholes" is also shouted when someone has the opportunity to "Scholes it up".

Named after Paul Scholes due to his signature goal.
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Here are many good examples of Scholeses.
Scholes by boffintim August 22, 2010

schoenstatt 

She a Mexican girls that is very supportive to other people at first very shy but when u get to meet her she damn as Lit funny and weird she is also very hermosa ( gorgeous )and she is loyal to all her relationships she always has ur back and is always goin to be here for u no matter what but don’t get on her bad side bc she get an attitude:)
Man Schoenstatt is so gorgeous and I heard she is very supportive to her friend man I wish I had a friend like that:)
schoenstatt by Tiki 🤪💗 June 16, 2018

Toilet Scones 

The tiny pieces of toilet paper that stay on the back of the toilet after wiping
"That bathroom was nasty there was two weeks worth of toilet scones on the seat"
Toilet Scones by ROBOTo July 30, 2007

Swinging the Scones 

American slang for an act of sexual nature.
Hillary and Donald watched the fireworks on the harbour whilst Swinging the Scones.