scause 

Scause, a portmanteau of sleeve and cause.

A scause is a plastic wristband that you wear on your paws, and you want others to wear yours upon thar's.

"In the modern age there are those who believe
That a cause is a thing to be worn on one's sleeve
And so we sell a cause, it's called a scause
And wearing a scause gets you lots of applause
We start with some plastic which is sherped by our sherpas
Then dip it in colors that show off your purpose
There are green scauses for recycling, blue scauses for kitties,
And pink scauses that focus on nothing but titties
Do you have abortion? Ah, then a white scause is for you
Why not champion your scause with some sparkles and glue?
We make scauses for this, we make scauses for that
Why, there's even a scause for just being fat
What's the matter? Can't think of a scause?
How about raising awareness for the hairs in your schnoz?
Let's just think of the thing that you care about most
Then let's make it orange like marmalade toast
And now I'd like to say thank you for your coming down
I'm off to go sell these in your little town"

scause by natalie portmanteaux July 1, 2021

Scause 

From the show "South Park"

A plastic bracelet or wristband that is used as a symbol of a cause or organization, usually purchased for a few dollars.

I got my new brown scause in support of the STANground foundation.

Scause by WWJDHGH November 2, 2012

scaphism 

Scaphism, also known as the boats, is an ancient Persian method of execution designed to inflict torturous death. The name comes from the Greek word skaphe, meaning "scooped out".

The naked victim would be firmly fastened within a back-to-back pair of narrow rowboats (or in some variations a hollowed out tree trunk). The victim's head, hands, and feet would protrude from this improvised container.

The victim would be forced to ingest milk and honey to the point of developing severe diarrhea, and more honey would be rubbed on his body so as to attract insects to the exposed appendages.

He would then be left to float on a stagnant pond (or alternately, simply exposed to the sun somewhere).

The diarrhoea would accumulate within the container, attracting more insects, which would eat and breed within the defenseless victim's exposed (and increasingly gangrenous) flesh.

Death, when it eventually occurred, would probably be due to a combination of dehydration, starvation and septic shock.

In other recorded versions, the insects did not eat the victim; biting and stinging insects such as wasps, which were attracted by honey on the body, acted as the torture.

Death by scaphism is painful, humiliating, and protracted. Historical records suggest that Mithridates, sentenced to die in this manner for a perceived insult to the king, survived for 17 days before expiring.

Ancient Persians often used scaphism as a means of torture to those who insulted Royalty.

scaphism by M Donovan July 30, 2006

scanhandle

to systematically feel up a passenger in an airport, while pretending not to be a pervert.

Latisha, the T.S.A. agent, couldn't wait to get to work so she could "scanhandle" some fat women's breasts.

scanhandle by Fotofly November 26, 2010

Scaherfart 

(Adj.) What one should use to describe an item that has turned into a piece of crap or P.O.S.

Person 1: Dude your car has 8 dents, you've duct taped your mirror back on, you have 3 different rims on the tires, and you can't even open the passenger door. That's just embarassing.

Person 2: Yea, dude, I know, it's totally a scaherfart car, but I'm too broke to buy a new one.

Scaherfart by elliewat October 23, 2011

scauldy 

1. a party or rave that is so filthy it makes you slightly uncomfortable. it is used to describe a good after party, rave or festival. you can't unsee the things you see at a scauldy session so it is wise not to bring more innocent friends along if you think it's going to get scauldy.

2. adjective used to describe a tune with a heavy drop, when a scauldy tune is played it filters out the posers from the true sesh gremlins

1. Last night was so scauldy, I ended up back at some random gaff with these lads from Limerick, I literally saw some lad trying to make a rollie out of all the dirty floor tobacco.

I'm so sickened I missed Life Festival this year it looked so scauldy

2. Lad1: "Man what do you call that scauldy tune with the preacher talking and it goes into a scauldy techno tune?"
Lad2: "You mean Cj Boland The Prophet? Man I haven't heard that in ages that is so scauldy"

scauldy by 8cansofdutch June 28, 2017

Scarhead 

An obsessive fan of the Harry Potter series. Scarheads participate in the "HP" fandom through activities such as writing/reading fan fiction, listening to wizard rock, attending symposiums, etc. Also called Potterheads.

Scarheads have more fun than Parrotheads and Deadheads.

I have been a Scarhead since I was twelve.

Scarhead by queenofwands March 31, 2008