scanhandle
Latisha, the T.S.A. agent, couldn't wait to get to work so she could "scanhandle" some fat women's breasts.
scanhandle by Fotofly November 26, 2010
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sandandle
the epitome of shenanigans and malarky, can cause: unwanted dance floor make-outs, mirror breaking, heart to hearts, cupcake smashing, police calling, theft, car crashes, donning of a sombrero, window sill dancing, impaired volume perception, screaming out windows, loss of bladder control, aka the need to pee EVERYWHERE, jumping in lakes, mysterious injuries, breaking of diets, vomiting, blackouts, social space sleepovers, turban wearing, late night egg consumption, bizarre outfit choice, attempts at painting theft, regrettable video messages, asking computers to find parties, and an overall lack of good judgment
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scandangle
The word scandangle is the best and most versatile word in the English language. There is no limit to the number of situations that the word scandangle can be used for. Invented in the lecture hall while dancing.
"I am gonna tie that kid to the back of a flatbed truck and scandangle him around the school."
"Moneypenny, would you like to get out of here and scandangle with me?"
"When you see someone scandagling and are in doubt of what to do, break out into a corkscrew."
"Moneypenny, would you like to get out of here and scandangle with me?"
"When you see someone scandagling and are in doubt of what to do, break out into a corkscrew."
scandangle by scandanglincubanwaiter January 11, 2005
canhandled
Jesus, old Keith went on a date with tiny and from what I hear Keith was absolutely canhandled. I hear his colon ruptured. Ouch!
canhandled by Tee Cee Deez March 4, 2021
Spamhandled
Pronunciation: \ˈspam-ˌhan-dəld\
Function: transitive verb
To cause extreme agitation to less-than-computer-saavy individuals by sending rough and tumble (and entirely bogus) email messages about having tapped into their address book, ebay and/or paypal accounts.
Function: transitive verb
To cause extreme agitation to less-than-computer-saavy individuals by sending rough and tumble (and entirely bogus) email messages about having tapped into their address book, ebay and/or paypal accounts.
Spamhandled by teezaweezl February 4, 2010
schandle
schandle by Angry Mother 1973 February 7, 2017
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