When a man with a smooth, bald head lubes up that dome and places it in the female crotchal area, spinning it about rapidly.
"I thought it would suck to be bald, Carl, but my loving wife loves it when I smear vaseline all over my gleaming dome and give her the ol' rapid scalpy."
by inventor of the scalpy March 13, 2008
by Foxy124 March 6, 2022
When you take a selfie of your balding head by perfectly positioning the camera above to see the ever growing scalp.
To effectively monitor his hair loss, Ian takes a Scalpie every morning after getting out of the shower.
by icwish March 7, 2015
by SirLeafer October 19, 2021
The phenomenon of filaments of hair retreating into the scalp, giving the initial appearance of baldness, but eventually exploding from a man's ears, nose, and eyebrows.
"I thought he was a victim of baldness, but I see now that he is actually a survivor of inverted scalpis filamentism."
"Whoa, that bald dude has some SERIOUS eyebrows. I guess he's got some inverted scalpis filamentism going on."
"Whoa, that bald dude has some SERIOUS eyebrows. I guess he's got some inverted scalpis filamentism going on."
by AnalogyQueen February 2, 2010