the smallest town in pennsylvania where the fun thing to do it do drugs and be dirty whores.
sayre is a really small town.
by sayre haterrrrrr July 12, 2008
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1. (Physics) The point at which all that is civilized, worthwhile, innovative or good about humankind becomes a five year crack binge with your mom in the shadow of a feeding mill while cattle look on.

2. (Ethics) Where Hitler and Stalin go when they die.

3. v. To copulate or otherwise engage in sexual activity with a member of one's own family.

4. Unemployment, a convict.
1. After selling our kids to Taiwanese slave traders, covering the walls of our house with fecal matter, and trading all the family heirlooms for PCP and meth, we had found ourselves in a real sayre.

2. I'm in hell now, and that means I have to staple my testicles to my upper lip on a daily basis. But hey, at least I'm not in Sayre.

3. Ah sheeyit, what a mess, I just sayred all over my cousin's stomach.
by I <3 teh InterwebZzz July 22, 2008
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closely resembles the desert. a ghostly town and boring place to live.
"no one would want to come to sayre for vacation!"
by eliza ann meggie mary<33 July 12, 2008
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Sayre is THE GREATEST friend to have. She only has positivity to spread and knows how to show everyone a good time. She has one of the best humor on the planet and knows how to crack up even the most stubborn eggs !! . She's the best person to have in a boring class, she really knows how to spice things up ! Her music taste is amazing. Outstanding even. She's beautiful inside AND out and has the most contagious smile and laugh. All the boys are WRAPPED around her finger and she has more balls than all of them combined. Everyone needs a Sayre !!! They're a rare breed
Oh Sayre! You're so silly!
"no, i..its SaYrE."

Shake that a$$ peaches. ~Sayre
by Apple18 April 5, 2019
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A real man a man that's about his business a man that has ambition and that is loyal to the highest level.
That boy sayr is a real nigga
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the 1/4 mile asphalt track located in rural sayre alabama where you go to watch a fight and a race breaks out. also known as the south's action track
"man, my car got fucked up at sayre speedway last night"
by buzzracer32 October 12, 2008
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