shes the prettiest girl known to man. from head to toe shes beautiful. shes so kind, and loud. she has a little sassiness, but that adds to her character. shes never ashamed to be saturn. saturn is beautiful, creative, and divine. shes loyal and loves to socialize. she’s confident, and knows how to stand up for herself. i love her.
by spidermanluver April 25, 2023
by Jon March 16, 2005
a term used to describe anyone who has had their lives ruined by this defunked 2 bit car manufacturer. it applies to saturn owners as well as its employees,the idiots that bought these things thinking that it was a "different kind if car company" ha! Morons!GM funded the project ! Did you really think incompitant bafoons like Rick Wagner and his scumbag buddies could do something right? And even if they did history shows us that they would ruin it anyway. As for the employees,(especially the ones at the retail level)here's a bunch of dedicated hard working people who really did buy into the concept of taking care of the customer, these folks killed themselves working hard to make good on GM's fuck up. These are the true victims, they are getting fucked worse than anyone else! Think about this, congress is giving billions of taxpayer dollars to GM so they can restructure(get rid of employees and brands)including saturn, that means that everyone who works for saturn gets to pay GM to fire them ! That's like being raped and having to pay the guy who did it for medical expences he incurred while he raped you. In closing I just wanna say, thanks GM for all the wonderful work you did in fleecing the public yet again! Enjoy my money and i hope you fucking die!
Hey! look at all those people in the welfare office,I wonder are they saturn owners or employees? They've all been saturnized!
by prince of penetration March 27, 2009
1. The Roman god of the harvest. Worshipped during the winter festival of Saturnalia, starting about December 17 and lasting for seven days, it is thought to have given rise to Christmas. (Let's face it, nobody actually KNEW when Jesus was born, so they just picked a date)
2. Sixth planet from the sun, it has some bigass rings around it, bigger than any other of the planets in our solar system. Galileo called them ears.
3. An American-made car that has cheap plastic paneling and burns a lot of oil after a couple years of use. Also doesn't dent - thanks to the plastic. They are super cheap though, so you can afford to buy 3 or 4 of them; which should give you the same amount of use as one good car.
4. One of the worst selling console game systems ever, produced by SEGA. Perhaps only worse was the SEGA Dreamcast - their last effort at making a game console.
2. Sixth planet from the sun, it has some bigass rings around it, bigger than any other of the planets in our solar system. Galileo called them ears.
3. An American-made car that has cheap plastic paneling and burns a lot of oil after a couple years of use. Also doesn't dent - thanks to the plastic. They are super cheap though, so you can afford to buy 3 or 4 of them; which should give you the same amount of use as one good car.
4. One of the worst selling console game systems ever, produced by SEGA. Perhaps only worse was the SEGA Dreamcast - their last effort at making a game console.
1. I am totally pumped for Saturnalia. Feasting, wine and debauchery... we still need a sacrificial victim.
2. Saturn.. uhh.. it's a great planet.
3. Jeeez pass this dumbass saturn before these fumes kill me!
4. DUDE you have a SEGA SATURN!?!? HAHAHA
2. Saturn.. uhh.. it's a great planet.
3. Jeeez pass this dumbass saturn before these fumes kill me!
4. DUDE you have a SEGA SATURN!?!? HAHAHA
by AJC May 1, 2005
by frodaddy March 17, 2005
I have a Saturn ring now.
by Trijata February 16, 2019