Salutatorian 

The smart kid who stayed up way too late studying, drank enough coffee to kill a camel, and missed so many parties that everyone thought they were a hermit to just get second place.

The salutatorian gave a speech at graduation.

Salutatorian by KateWalters May 31, 2017

Complete global saturation 

Something cool supervillains who wear sunglasses and have David Bowie accents strive to achieve. May or may not be said with long pauses between each word, followed by a deep breath. Typically foiled by those pricks from the BSAA.

Uruboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring complete global saturation.

*Deep breath*

Complete global saturation by Rusty Was Here May 2, 2009

salutatorian 

The person who has the second highest gpa as of the freeze date per the student handbook.

The asian kid is the salutatorian of Alonso High school

salutatorian by SplinterTMNT May 31, 2017

Epidermal Saturation 

A serious disease that occurs due to over-exposure from double rainbows. Primary symptoms include reddening of the nostrils, inflammation of the nipples and in some cases numbness of the crotch. No cures have been developed but alternative treatments can be purchased, with prescription, from your local pharmacy. These treatments include daily orphan tears, and excessive sexual activity. Leprechauns have been found most commonly diagnosed with Epidermal Saturation.

Last week I was diagnosed with epidermal saturation and now my sex life is fucked because i cant feel shit.

Epidermal Saturation by bryce the bo$$ December 27, 2011

Complete Global Saturation 

1. What will be ensured if the Uroboros Virus is released into the atmosphere.

2. Refers to brutally jabbing your fist through someone's stomach.

3. What to say before utterly destroying/pwning/raping an opponent.

Can also be shorted to "saturation" or "saturated".

Albert Wesker: "Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION. BLEEEHHHHH... *jabs hand through Chris Redfield's stomach*"

Players who fail the final button pressing cutscene of Resident Evil 5 will be well acquanted with this scene.

Complete Global Saturation by CripChillinz1 May 2, 2009

Statuatory Crush 

A feeling of sexual desire for someone with whom sex would be considered statutory rape.

Eric had a statuatory crush on our hot English teacher.

Statuatory Crush by aweeze November 20, 2009

Spatulatory Rape 

the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent

OR

to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons

Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.

Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .

OR

Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?

Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.

Spatulatory Rape by Perry Winnwet January 23, 2010