satnav woman 

A mysterious woman, locked away in a secret lab somewhere in Germany, whose sultry sexy tones provide guidance to millions to male drivers via their satellite navigation system. Can also be used to describe the vocal commands heard in other places, like an elevator.

"After... 200 yards, turn... left. Turn left. Do it now. You have turned... right. You are now going the wrong way." - satnav woman in full flow.

satnav woman by Mr Ben July 18, 2006

Satnam

kind, handsome, athletic human being, always turns out to be successful, gets a lot of girls, many many girls, especially his buddys exes

"yo that satnams pretty cute."
"yeah i'd fuck him."

Satnam by Gathas grewal October 19, 2017

satnav reliant 

When you follow your satnav even if it's taking you the wrong way.

Guy 1 - Dude, you're going the wrong way!
Guy 2 - Nah man, it's fine, i'm just following the satnav.
Guy 1 - You're so satnav reliant!

satnav reliant by MattIOW December 7, 2009

Satnab 

The satellite navigation unit you bought the other day but foolishly left sitting in plain view in your car in a public carpark, resulting in your car getting broken into and its subsiquent loss. You've been satnabbed.

"I left my GPS in my car at Seven Hills train station, and when I got back it was fitted with Satnab".

Satnab by scarface4lyf July 22, 2011

Satness 

A feeling of sadness brought on by sat, whether partially or entirely.

“Loneliness, pointlessness, and satness are why I’m considering dying.”

Satness by Sure why not lol January 29, 2020

Satnam

A beautiful half African man.

Damn boi!! You so Satnam.

Satnam by anonymous November 23, 2021

Satnam

satnam, the type of guy to go for that one girl that everyone wants and has no chance. He will think he’s in there and do things just for her only to realise she’s shagging a different bloke. That’s satnam.

Have you seen that guy Satnam, total twat.

Satnam by defonoteli November 23, 2021