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Sargassum 

A sarcastic orgasm, also known as "faking it." Can be spelled sargasm.
Girl: No matter how hard he tries, my boyfriend never gives me a real orgasm, just a sargassum.
Sargassum by Vesper Rizzo December 27, 2011
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sargassum 

"This is how the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper." -- T.S. Eliot
Upon the twilight of civilization, the sargassum sweeps upon the Florida beach and chokes all pleasure.
sargassum by MallowMaven April 19, 2023

sarmassophobia 

He liked this girl but he couldn’t date her since he suffered from sarmassophobia
sarmassophobia by love4world May 14, 2023

Sargassum 

I would be happy if I could experience more sargassums with Kevy! Purrrrrtey Plzzzzzz!
Sargassum by anonymous July 8, 2024
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026