Sarca-tard 

A Sarca-tard is a person that cannot recognize or appreciate sarcasm.

My ex wife is such a Sarca-tard! She can never tell if I'm being sarcastic or serious.

Sarca-tard by IFixAircraft May 10, 2014

Sarcastard 

A fusion of two words: Sarcastic and Bastard. Many bastards are sarcastic and vice versa. Hence this great word which I made up and should have patented, though it will most likely never catch on with the masses.

That guy is such a sarcastard.

Sarcastard by OverThinking March 20, 2004

sarcastadar 

An instrument used in the detection of sarcasm.

His affected personality set off my sarcastadar.

sarcastadar by Sponge Splicer October 2, 2007

Sarcastard 

Someone who is retarded at picking up on sarcasm.

"millionaire is the worlds greatest show!"
"i know right!!! i lurv it sooooo much!"
"uh, dude, sarcastic, you are such a sarcastard!!"

Sarcastard by argustuft November 5, 2011

sarcastard 

sar-'kas-terd n. A conflation of "sarcastic" and "bastard."

Sondra: Why'd you get fired today, Jim!!
Jim: Well, I guess I was a bit of a sarcastard during the conference call.

sarcastard by Frank Wheeler February 24, 2017

Sarcastard 

A sarcastic bastard

My dad was a real sarcastard

Sarcastard by Rosetta_stonedx December 23, 2017

Sarcastarid 

A sarcastic stare or gaze.

As I was explaining my side of the story , my boss had a sarcastarid expression on his face.

Sarcastarid by icepolice March 1, 2018