sampoerna 

a type of hand-rolled and machine-made clove cigarettes; green for menthol, red for original.

"sampoerna green, please."

sampoerna by snagged September 3, 2005

samoen sundae 

The act of taking a shit on a women's chest and then sprinkling coconut on top of it, then ejaculating on it for the simulating the hot fudge sauce.

Man 1 "Dude I was with my gf last night and laid a samoen sundae on her for my first time"

Man 2 "Damn dude that's gross kinda gross what did she say"

Man 1 "Well the 5th time I did it she woke up"

samoen sundae by The Godfathers of Shenanigans March 13, 2009

Samoen Sundae 

The act of taking a shit on a woman's chest (asleep or not) then adding coconut topping and finishing it off with a hot syrupy ejaculation that represents the hot fudge sauce.

You can rub "your banana" in it if you so desire to make it extra realistic.

Man 1 "Dude I performed the Samoen Sundae on my gf last night for the first time."

Man 2 "Wow dude thats gross, how did she take it?"

Man 1 "Well she was fine with it until the 5th time I did it to her and she woke up."

Man 2 "You did the Samoen Sundae 5 times in 1 night!?"

Man 1 "Yup"

Man 2 "You're a Haus dude"

Samoen Sundae by The Godfathers of Shenanigans March 13, 2009

sapmo 

the one word that can be used in the context of anything. ANYTHING. Question, answer, adjective, doesn't matter. Sapmo.

Sapmo............ and yes they do. trolololololol

sapmo by this sentence is false May 1, 2011

samoer 

The racial slur version of samoa.

Thomas taught that samoer a lesson yesterday!

samoer by cyacya March 31, 2021