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stupid ass person
That s.a.p. didn't know the difference between being funny and being stupid.
by one real S.A.P. for submitting October 25, 2009
To mess up your chances of hooking up with someone by acting foolish at the last second.
"I had her in my bed but then I told her I just wanted a physical relationship and she took off." "Wow, you sure saps that one up."
by jason July 11, 2003
smoke a pile. to smoke some weed
"Yo, wanna sap after school?"
"sure, you got pitch?"
by walking pylon January 05, 2011
Stalking Attractive People

If you're on Facebook, looking around at various attractive people.
Rick: Hey man, what you doing?
Brad: Not much, just SAPping Karen.
by Breck'N'Ryder June 26, 2010
An acronym for soon as possible, useful when you don't have time to write/text ASAP (as soon as possible). Also reduces spoken form of ASAP to one syllable, which in the course of a lifetime may save months of wasted speech.
txt me SAP
by OpiatedONE May 26, 2010
a unit of measure for a player's character/efficiency/balance/agility/humility/intelligence/height/ethics/morals/identity/carbon emissions/default risk/dexterity/buoyancy
Guy 1: "Did you see that guy take all the tip money off the bar last night?"

Guy 2: "Yea, that guy has a serious sap deficiency."
by tinsleyblowsdudes April 26, 2009
A hand-held weapon that was originally developed in medieval times that consisted of a five pound chain-mail bag full of metallic chunks that could be used to deliver sub-dual damage. Today, it has be redeveloped as a rubber impact weapon.
There's a spy sappin' my sentry!
by Theo Hux September 29, 2008