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17.
A mental health facility for individuals who base their reality and decision making on advice from imaginary friends. Literally, the voices in their heads tell them what to do.
"We had to put granddad in a santorum. He tried to suffocate grandma with a pillow because the voices in his head said that she is a soul sucking demon."
by Ronald Reagan's Ghost March 06, 2012
 
8.
That frothy mixture of lube & fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex
Abby said that after she & John had anal sex, she had to wash the santorum off right away.
by Savage Love October 03, 2009
 
9.
Latin for asshole. "Santorum, that's latin for asshole", is a quote attributed to former Senator Bob Kerrey, three weeks into Rick Santorum's career as a US Senator.
That old man's a total santorum. what a jerk.
by leah j June 16, 2006
 
10.
CORRECTION!!:

Despite what other entries say, the word SANTORUM, as defined by sex columnist Dan Savage, is NOT solely the byproduct of MALE GAY anal sex! The REAL definition of SANTORUM ONLY NECESSARILY INCLUDES "LUBE AND FECAL MATTER." As such, this term may be applied to lubricated anal sex between partners of any sex, or even ANAL SELF-PLAY.

SANTORUM NEED NOT NECESSARILY INCLUDE MALE EJACULATE!!
ANYONE can produce it.
"As she pounded her gaping asshole with the dildo, some SANTORUM leaked out, and so the director demanded a scene re-shoot."
by Savage Love Fan February 08, 2008
 
11.
The frothy mix of personal lubricant, fecal matter, and sometimes semen that can occur as a result of anal sex.
Finally, Joe pulled out, wiping the santorum from his manhood on the grey comforter by accident.
by Graniteman December 05, 2005
 
12.
The far-right, fanatically gay-bashing Republican senator from Pennsylvania who got his hateful little butt kicked by Democrat Bob Casey, Jr. on November 7, 2006, when Rick Santorum lost by a landslide.
The voters of Pennsylvania sent Rick Santorum to the unemployment line during the mid-term elections of 2006, but not before his name came to be defined as "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex."
by Sir Bullwhip November 08, 2006
 
13.
1. the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is often the result of anal sex.
ew.. dude... i cant belive you and ur homo boyfriend just got santorum on my bed... sickk...
by Britt December 23, 2004
 
14.
Defined by many, coiled by his Capitol Hill spa mates because of his infamous lack of rectal pre-sex hygiene, for the mess that results.
Capitol Hill Spa Buddy: "Awwwe, Damn Richardo! Look at this mess; haven't you ever heard of a little thing called WATER! It ain't that difficult, Jeez! Look, dudes, all this nasty santorum he left on me!"
by chucki August 16, 2011