santa clause dat ho

Where you fuck a black midget in antlers in the ass then make some ho suck your cock then cum on her chin to resemble a Santa beard.

Dude, last night I ran into Max's mom and I definitely santa clause dat ho!

santa clause dat ho by JGBS January 10, 2008

Santa Claus dat ho 

To ejaculate all over a woman's chin, jaw line, and upper lip as if giving her a beard, like the legendary Santa Claus.

Jamal: My bitch said Santa don't exist.
Alante: Shit, den Santa Claus dat ho, and have her look in the mirror.
<<the next day>>
Jamal: Man, she look in da mirror after I took yo advice, and now she a believa.

Santa Claus dat ho by Codyb January 12, 2008

Holy fucking Santa clause shit

An expression used when something crazy just happened.
Derived from the movie Step Brothers

Guy 1- I just won the lottery. No big deal.

Guy 2- Holy fucking Santa clause shit that's awesome!

Holy fucking Santa clause shit by Easton hockey July 22, 2009

Santa Claus Hours

The new-normal hours worked by Americans, meaning any hour during the course of a day, regardless of day of week or year. The absence of a "weekend" or "holiday."

Heres's my business card. You can contact me anytime...I keep Santa Claus Hours.

Santa Claus Hours by Lariscious13 November 18, 2016

Santa Claus That Hoe 

a process in which a guy makes a hoe eat reindeer shit and then sits on her and says hohoho until she cant breath and dies. Then he throws her under the christmas tree, chews up some cum and cookies and spits it on her. The he wraps her and gives her to a kid as a present.

Guy 1: yo, he santa claus that hoe
Guy 2: really?
Guy 1: yea, a kid opened her on christmas morning and had a heart attack
Guy 2: wow!

Santa Claus That Hoe by Power Surge January 5, 2009

holy-santa-claus-shit 

a word used usually during the holidays, after opening an amazing present. Also was used in the movie StepBrothers.

holy-santa-claus-shit I got hulk hands for christmas!!!!

holy-santa-claus-shit by macarron December 20, 2008

holy santa claus shit 

We all know that fat ass that lives up north and its kewl to let him come in your house but if a creep does its bad(personal thought)
but since he was there the when jesus was born he must be holy so.....
when he goes to sit down and take a masive shit... i turns into holy santa claus shit...

example:ryan "hey bryan whats up"

bryan " i just got a d+ on my history :("

ryan " holy santa claus shit"

holy santa claus shit by mr.smarterass April 17, 2009