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2.
When you skeet in a guy's beard.
It was Christmas Eve, so I thought it would be fitting to give this guy a Santa Beard.
by Dave Winks December 06, 2004
 
1.
The act of two males masturbating feverishly and ejaculating all over each others ball sacks. The resulting cream covered hairy sacks is known as "santa beards".
guy 1 "Oh man I was so drunk last night what happened?"
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."
by Mikhailo Meersmachov December 26, 2010