by Plattsperv December 30, 2011
The act of two males masturbating feverishly and ejaculating all over each others ball sacks. The resulting cream covered hairy sacks is known as "santa beards".
guy 1 "Oh man I was so drunk last night what happened?"
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."
by Mikhailo Meersmachov December 26, 2011
In the process of titty fucking a girl you will reach your climax. When releasing your seaman, aim for the girls chin. If this target is it, it will resemble a white beard such as santas, although this beard will be dripping.
by B$ March 29, 2005
When a guy goes down on a girl with a yeast infection, and after she cums his mouth and chin are covered with white lumpy discharge.
by uknowhooXX December 19, 2009
after giving a guy a handjob, with his cum on your hand, slap him in the face, and yell SANTAS BEARD!!!
guy- dude my girl Santa's beard me last night, i almost punched her in the throat.
Girlfreind-Hey babe guess what..
Boyfreind-What?
Girlfreind- SANTAS BEARD!!
Girlfreind-Hey babe guess what..
Boyfreind-What?
Girlfreind- SANTAS BEARD!!
by dylan dudeacle November 28, 2012
by Dave Winks December 7, 2004
A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.
Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.
by thehighyeast September 30, 2012