Santa Clause Beard

The act of ejaculating on a woman's chin and upper lip and then sitting in her lap and telling her what you want for Christmas.

So I game my girlfriend a Santa Clause beard last night and she loved it so now she is getting me a PS3 for Christmas.

by Peter Goziner September 9, 2011

mrs santa clause

The women who has sex with santa to make elfs

Fucl me in tje pusdy mrs santa clause

by R9ckruff December 4, 2017

Where you fuck a black midget in antlers in the ass then make some ho suck your cock then cum on her chin to resemble a Santa beard.

Dude, last night I ran into Max's mom and I definitely santa clause dat ho!

by JGBS December 29, 2007

An expression used when something crazy just happened.
Derived from the movie Step Brothers

Guy 1- I just won the lottery. No big deal.

Guy 2- Holy fucking Santa clause shit that's awesome!

by Easton hockey July 22, 2009

When one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for Christmas.

I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...

by Hollywood B! February 1, 2010

Kicking in back doors like Santa clause, A festive themed nickname for the act of anal sex

by Delray87 December 1, 2011

When you smoke too much shibby and your eyes are squinted like a smiling Santa Clause.

by Dano Luvoe July 1, 2021