sansBalaban Share definition Flag a person who used to have a Balaban but has shaved it off or reduced it to a goatee. Oh God, put that goatee-trimmer down, I can't bear to think of you as a sansBalaban. sansBalaban by Toastmaster Flash November 10, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the sansBalaban mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch