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1. when Purell is used as the lubricant that results in santorum

2. a frothy mixture of hand sanitizer and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.
Person 1: I had some vigorous buttsechs last night

Person 2: Hope you Purell that shit!

Person 1: That's what i use as lube. it's a two birds, one stone sorta situation

Person 2: I bet that makes one amazing santorum

Person 1: It's a SANItorum: a sanitized santorum!
by c. s. mcgee March 04, 2012

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