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Andycapped 

The state of having Andrew in your group for a project. You are at a disadvantage before you are even given the assignment. Often charactarized by getting little to nothing done, and long, drawn-out periods of laughing at Andrew's expense.
Teacher: Alright class, today we will be starting a project, due at the end of the month.
Guy 1: Nose goes!
(Guy 2 and 3 put their fingers on their nose before guy 4.)
Guy 4: Son of a bitch! Andycapped again!
Andycapped by T. Juda December 22, 2008

Candycapped

When one eats so much candy that they become retarded.
Amy and Aaron had such a successful trick or treat they became candycapped enjoying the fruits of their labor. It was the best day ever - they finally had an excuse for being retarded.
Candycapped by Joejohn Johnston October 11, 2017

Randycapped 

Adjective. Being a retarded asshole.
That guy is completely randycapped.
Randycapped by DTown brown March 11, 2018

candycapped

Using two large lawn decoration candy canes to pretend you're handicapped, usually around Christmas time.
Little johnny slipped on the icy sidewalk by the lawn ornaments and became candycapped, much to the amusement of his friends.
candycapped by DoublePlusGood November 26, 2006

sandyflapped 

when someone gets pissed off due to the actions of someone else
sean got sandyflapped when aaron spilled his drink on the table
sandyflapped by brendandoranlad January 22, 2007

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026