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Sand in His Vagina 

Something said when a male is complaining about everything, or refusing to come out for a night out.
1. why isn't Jim at the pub?

he's got sand in his Vagina!

2. man jim hasn't shut up about the football game.

yer i think he got some sand in his vagina..
Sand in His Vagina by baddazoner February 21, 2011

sand in the vagina 

A really pissed off girl .
All girls who are in a bad mood.
Nadja has sand in the vagina.
sand in the vagina by Bari February 12, 2005

sand in the vagina 

A metaphor describing someone who complains a lot or who is given to whining.
Andy: "But guys!...I don't want to go to Bennigans, their food gives me the runs!"
Carl: "Quit acting like a little bitch with sand in the vagina!"
Tina: "Yeah, here's a douche!"

Who put sand in her vagina 

A term used to describe old, irritating, irrational old people. Sand in vagina's can be irritating and make people a bunch of assholes to be/ work with.
Student 1- So I drew that damn picture and that old bitch the principle gave me a one week suspension. I'm totally fucked when I get home.

Student 2- damn dude, who put sand in her vagina

sand in my vagina 

A good excuse to get out of anything.
Coach: Son, why don't you want to play today?
Player: I would play in the basketball game today coach, but I've had some sand in my vagina thats been troubling me all day.

sand in the vagina 

This phase can be applied to men as well. i.e. A man who complains constantly or who has a pissy expression in his face.
Example: That guy is bitching about everything, he must have sand in the vagina.
sand in the vagina by BAMFclops November 28, 2009