When you are already in a relationship, but you have side girls (or side guys). While sampling, you never commit to the side relationships.
by koolboy537 April 20, 2016
Sample Zombies are the mindless creatures that derive their primary sustenance from free food samples in stores. Generally, they are harmless to bystanders as their primary focus is the free food. But occasionally, when herded together, they can emit noxious gas and block aisle ways - causing disruption to folks who are actually there to shop.
A sense of horror rushed over me when I realized I was shopping in Costco at lunch time. Droves of sample zombies converged to feast on the free offerings, clogging the aisles as they devoured samples as fast as they came out of the toaster ovens. I raced for the safe zone where samples of salad were being dispensed. Much like vampires fear garlic, sample zombies avoid anything with fiber.
by andiego July 13, 2012
When you go to a food store that has samples and sandwich it all together into one big heap of food. Also known as a SS or
S Squared.
S Squared.
Guy 1: "Dude I'm starving, I'm gonna go head down to Costco and pick up a sample sandwich."
Guy 2: "Grab me one, I'll nom on that all day long bro."
Guy 2: "Grab me one, I'll nom on that all day long bro."
by CYFIWROTETHIS May 6, 2010
A lap around a grocery store or other place that offers free samples for the sole reason of getting free food samples and nothing else from this establishment.
by Marlos March 12, 2010
When a hoebag flaunts her vagina in a club or dance studio by saying free samples all day but shes talking about her fishy smelled cunt
by Hailey Kindles February 22, 2009
Noun-
One who takes advantage of free samples at any given opportunity, regardless of the sample's usefulness to them.
Verb-
The act of being a sample whore. Sample whoring.
One who takes advantage of free samples at any given opportunity, regardless of the sample's usefulness to them.
Verb-
The act of being a sample whore. Sample whoring.
The sample whore was hungry and broke, so he went to the grocery store to pick up a quick lunch from the sample carts.
Out of cologne and already tardy for his date, the sample whore decided to swing by Macy's to freshen up from the sample bottles they have there.
"That man's been in this store for about an hour, but his cart is practically empty. He must be sample whoring."
Out of cologne and already tardy for his date, the sample whore decided to swing by Macy's to freshen up from the sample bottles they have there.
"That man's been in this store for about an hour, but his cart is practically empty. He must be sample whoring."
by Propaganda Panda March 30, 2008
When a female, typically of the slut and whore variety, purposely dates and has sexual relations and hook ups with multiple males. See Cock Whore.
I thought I had found my one true love but was shattered to find out I was only one of many in her robust Sausage Sampling.
by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2015