You haven't done anything productive lately, so here's a sammich!
by jermybanana November 11, 2009
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Best if made by a woman, the sammich is an especially delectable sandwitch usually adorned with a little extra goodness which is most often in the form of gravy or au jus (pronounced oh joo). A sammich is not merely a convectionary dish, it is a work of art and should be treated as such. It is not something that is just simply handed to you, it is served.
ex.
Mike: Mikki, go to the kitchen and make me a sammich.

Mikki: Make your own damn sammich!

Mike: Bitch, please!
by antebellum January 18, 2010
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The term simply means sandwich. Originating in the southeastern states of the U.S. the term is representative of a pervasively localized regional dialect. Other cross-over examples from this dialect include: fifty-leven, ho, and stank.
An exhausted southern mother to her son:

Boy, leave me alone and go make you a may-nayse (mayonnaise) sammich.

N.B. other sammich varieties include: pork & bean, jelly, pork chop, egg, butter (i.e. margarine), sugar, and collard green.
by sahmad01 December 18, 2005
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1. A sandwich that is extremely good.

2. What a Southerner calls a sandwich.
Honey-baked ham, roast beef, American AND Swiss cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, mayo, and mustard on French bread! Down here, we calls this a sammich!

"Ay, Cliff. Go up in thurr an' fix me a good sammich!"
~some guy from Texas
by rock e. maivia February 22, 2007
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when you call your sandwich a sammich, it becomes holy and divine. it explodes and melts in your mouth when you eat it. it gives you a strong and full stomache for two years. IT is a sammich
Me: *eating sammich*
You: *eating sandwich*
by 10101110110010101 September 2, 2009
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Sammich is a sandwich of ultimate power. Its VERY tasty. It can also be used for slapping.
SupaKhaos/Sammich King pwns you and all of your sammiches.
by SupaKhaos(Chance B.) February 5, 2005
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It does not exist. They are all a part of a boys imagination. If you want something to eat, use the word SANDWICH!
There is no example, because they do not exist.

Boy: Make me a sammich
Girl: A what?
Boy: Nevermind, I'll go make a sandwich.
Girl: That's what I thought.
by TatorPuff March 31, 2011
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