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8.
how a retard says 'sandwich'. this is not a word.
in a brilliant retard voice "today i gonna get a samich..then i go to walmart to mastahbate on the toasters."
by Lou Varone March 16, 2009
 
9.
(noun) as once stated by an I.T. professional, samich refers to a woman's reproductive origins because they resemble a roast beef sandwich.
Teacher: Man that's a good samich!
Class: You mean sandwich right?
Teacher: No you idiots!
Class: Then what is it sir?
Teacher: You know when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and they want to have a baby but they do a little foreplay and daddy looks down at mommy's "baby box" and says, "Hmmm honey, your samich looks amazing today!"...
Class:...wtf sir?!
Teacher: Well, you little tards asked.
by Caleb Fultz October 02, 2007
 
10.
not to be mistaken for sammich or sandwich a samich is the word understood by women for when her man wants a manwich
guy1: im hungry

Guy2: yea i could go for a manwich

Guy2: women come here

women: yes higher speices

Guy2: go fetch me and guy1 a samich now

women :yes straight away
by shifty1 August 25, 2010
 
11.
the nickname given to the sexiest, smartest, cutest, best breakfast cooking, best show jumping, most artistic, sweetest girlfriend i could ever ask for. her awesome friend amanda came up with this name.
Cas loves you Samich!
by cas91 February 14, 2010
 
12.
What "rednecks" from the Coal Region call sandwiches.
That samich I ate backed up my ass, and I crapped in the turlet for two hours.
by Tony Mack July 19, 2005
 
13.
a sandwitch that has something added to it to make it even better.
add gravy to a roast beef sandwitch and it becomes a roast beef samich
by Logan S February 15, 2005
 
14.
a fat girl who looks real ugly
Brandon and Jay were chillin with a samich
by Neycha June 03, 2006