Examples of samerism:
Brett: It sure is rainy today, Sam.
Sam: It's not my fault it's raining!
Brett: I want to read more Paul Krugman editorials before I even consider giving his Bush administration criticisms any gravity.
Sam: Don't call me uninformed!
Brett: If Peter Gammons thinks the White Sox are going to win the World Series, I don't orgasm with joy and consider him the arbiter of baseball estimations.
Sam: I am insulted that you think I like ZiPS merely because it likes Rich Hill!
Brett: It sure is rainy today, Sam.
Sam: It's not my fault it's raining!
Brett: I want to read more Paul Krugman editorials before I even consider giving his Bush administration criticisms any gravity.
Sam: Don't call me uninformed!
Brett: If Peter Gammons thinks the White Sox are going to win the World Series, I don't orgasm with joy and consider him the arbiter of baseball estimations.
Sam: I am insulted that you think I like ZiPS merely because it likes Rich Hill!
by Brett L October 22, 2006
Someone who wears the carpet out while holding a can of coke and arguing with people on subject matters they have little to no real world experience in.
by qwastyx February 26, 2015
Buff man with large male parts. Very attractive with a lot of charisma. He is the definition of alpha male!
by Big man from japan May 14, 2011
by Mrsamerhilton September 26, 2006
A guy who is hotter than anything in the world and has 2,000,000 inch dick. If you have a sister watch out she might faint.
by your mom 1235 February 23, 2020
a guy who is so bored that he searches his name on urban dictionary and is now reading this and thinking, "what the fuck."
Guy 1: You're searching your name on Urban Dictionary? What the hell is your problem?
Samer: Shut up before I kill you.
Samer: Shut up before I kill you.
by dr.philsbrotherinlawsmom October 17, 2010
Someone you see at the gym lifting weights on the treadmill. Also, keep an eye out for Samer if you have a sister.
by bigotsrus January 3, 2011