is a guy who thinks hes really buff, but hes just dulusional and trying to cover up his small penis and testicles.
Buffman also named eric, aka sorek aka yorik, aka sorrroo aka garens prodigy, aka noros prodigy aka my bitch aka iam his dad aka future "cfo" in his dreams aka cant handle tanya aka just a pure pussy.
by dfsdafadsf March 27, 2008
He thinks he's the avenger of inroom curfew, has a habit of creeping on girls halls and walking into rooms unannounced regardless of gender. J-plum sometimes accompanies him just to make sure he doesn't give out too many demerits, because they're like candy to him, candy he actually shares...
by Emo-Bambi February 11, 2010
Albert Buffman.
by Albert Buffman April 15, 2022