us-selves 

The way people from New York pronounce the word "ourselves".

BILL: "Hey Tom, do y'all need any help with the project report?"
TOM: "Nuthanks. Steve an I can take care of it us-selves"
BILL: "Huh?"
TOM: "Huh? Oh sawrry, I'm from Nee Yawk."

us-selves by Daedalus Suburbanus April 30, 2011

Daddy sales

A black guy who is very autistic and think he’s badass but really not because deep down he has a very small penis and his head is so fucking shiny it makes up for 30% of his body fat.

Dude do you know daddy sales.
Ya he is a very autistic person with a small dick.

Daddy sales by Sprite cranberry69 November 14, 2019

A storch in time saves nine 

A storch in time saves nine, is Morman slang for using protection.

"Honey, don't forget a storch in time saves nine."

A storch in time saves nine by George_Orwell 1984 May 11, 2020

Sue Sylvester

1. A character from the television show Glee; a particularly evil cheerleading coach whose single goal in life is to destroy the glee club.

2. The subject of a series of Chuck Norris-esque jokes.

Sue Sylvester doesn't have a "ctrl" button on her computer, Sue Sylvester is always in control. OR There is no such thing as natural selection, only things Sue Sylvester allows to live.

Sue Sylvester by Gleeful Jay October 18, 2009

Salesmanipulationship 

A more accurate term to describe the art of "Salesmanship".

As selling people things in our consumer culture is about wants, not needs; appealing to ego and irrational desires, not demonstrating the long-term value of owning the product.
Salesmanipulationship is about deceit, coercion, and putting someone into a pressure-cooker so they are unable to think critically on what they are about to do.

A woman went into the shop to buy a $50 black dress, she came out not only with the dress but with nearly $60 in accessories for it, thanks to the clerk's Salesmanipulationship.

Salesmanipulationship by -spectre- March 20, 2010

Savestate abuse

When you are playing on an emulator, you can do an instant save of your game, known as a savestate. After you die in said video game, you can load your savestate. When you use savestates to totally avoid death, or to cheat at the game, it is said you are savestate abusing.

Necroscope86 is a champion savestate abuser! Just watch his Let's Play of Resident Evil Director's Cut on YouTube!

Savestate abuse by Disgruntled Bassist March 9, 2010

Number 1 Rated Salesman1997 

Spamton

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Number 1 Rated Salesman1997 by UrbanDicter1 February 21, 2022