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salutatorian 

The person who has the second highest gpa as of the freeze date per the student handbook.
The asian kid is the salutatorian of Alonso High school
salutatorian by SplinterTMNT May 31, 2017

salutatorian 

The person who just missed being valedictorian by a few GPA points. A very miserable person indeed. 2nd place is just the first loser.
Kelly is crying in the bathroom!
Why?
She just found out she was salutatorian!

salivatory

The Place Droolers Go
Jack caught a glimpse of her panties and was sent to the salivatory
salivatory by mickey delphino August 19, 2007

Salutatorian 

The less important of two high-school students who have to give a speech on graduation day.
Mike: You have to give a speech at graduation!? That's amazing! So you made Valedictorian?
Jeff: No, I'm Salutatorian.
Mike: Oh... Well I guess that's... all right...

Jeff: *sniffles sadly*
Salutatorian by Clockwork-Pony March 30, 2015

Sadulatory

A sad congratulations! When somebody does something amazing that effects you in somewhat of a bad way.
Oh! You got into Harvard?! I applied, but I didn't get in, here's a sadulatory handshake! :)
Sadulatory by Mister Ness November 17, 2010

salutary 

foregoing from his place will be salutary for all
salutary by meismubin September 4, 2017