1 definition by Clockwork-Pony

Salutatorian

The less important of two high-school students who have to give a speech on graduation day.

Mike: You have to give a speech at graduation!? That's amazing! So you made Valedictorian?
Jeff: No, I'm Salutatorian.
Mike: Oh... Well I guess that's... all right...

Jeff: *sniffles sadly*

by Clockwork-Pony March 29, 2015