Salty Water Splash 

1.) When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style and pisses in her ass then she farts the piss all over his face.

2.) When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style and he pisses in her vagina and she queefs it all over his face.

Josh was fucking laurel and she totally gave him the salty water splash.

Salty Water Splash by tunitdeath September 20, 2009

Salty Water Cannon 

(n.) - a variation of the sea salt shooter. this is the name given to male reproductive organ when used to launch projectile salty fluids directly into the eye of a woman.

"Yo brah, so did you do her brah?"
"Nah brah, but I gave her a piece of my salty water cannon dude!"
"No way brah, thats so gnar! but whats a salty water cannon?"
"Its just a hard wood hawian board brah, but when you do this with it!"
"Ahh fuck brah! My eye!"
"Uhh chyeahh!"

Salty Water Cannon by Kyle R. Montgomery January 12, 2009

salt water wetback 

A saltwater wetback is a European American. A descendant of illegal European squatters occupying the Americas who had to cross the salt waters of the sea to get to North and South America.

Salt water wetback“go back to Mexico you wetbacks! You had to cross the rio grande to get here”

Mexican “your people had to cross a whole sea to get here, your the wetbacks”

salt water wetback by #Truuuue May 9, 2018

salt water taffy

a sexual act in which the male, after producing a thorough lather of genital perspiration during a night out, receives a blowjob from an unsuspecting partner. Usually the male is too drunk to become aroused, resulting in a flacid, salty, and relatively unsatisfying experience for both parties.

Ladies love it when the humidity spikes, performing the subsequent salt water taffy always reminds them of childhood vacations to the beach

salt water taffy by pkhehe August 14, 2010

Salt Water Titties 

Saline Breast Implants.

You just have to Love the Age, We Live in. One Minute, your Lady has a Chest, that looks like Sunny Side Eggs, hanging on Nail.. A couple hours Later, she comes out of the Dr's Office, with the Most Perfect Set of Salt Water Titties, Money Can Buy and becomes a Perfect 10!!!!! (Insert Star Spangled Banner Here)...:-)

Salt Water Titties by Ghost1319 January 13, 2015

salt water 

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it to his mate. So, 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads­

. . . and we wonder why the ocean is so salty. Try not to swallow the water :)­

salt water by i hate gay people :D December 11, 2004

salt water mexican 

A person who originates from the Island of Puerto Rico. Generally thought to be the next Haiti.

You dirty salt water mexicans need to start paying taxes.

salt water mexican by Mantis222 August 22, 2006