3 definitions by Kyle R. Montgomery

Blowdrop

(n.) - the act of a man receiving oral sex from a woman in which the female counterpart of the equation places cough drops in her mouth before proceeding with the blowjob. (for best results, do not attempt at all... ever; for second best results, use mild mentho-lyptus cough drops).

"Shit nigga! you know my cousin Ray-Ray was talkin bout dat Shannoniqua bitch? Well dat hoe said she wanna give me a blowdrop or some shit right."

"So whutchu do nigga?"

"I's like yea bitch gimme watcha got! And nigga I suppose dat included third degree menthol burns on my sea-salt shootah and shit! Nah mean?"

"Dat aint all you got you jive ass turkey. Word on da street is dat bitch got more clap than a auditorium!"

by Kyle R. Montgomery January 11, 2009

Sea-salt Shooter

(n.) - the male reproductive organ, better known as the cockasaurus rex, and occasionally referred to as the blue-veined junket pumper.

"so like I's sayin nigga, dat goofy ass hoe was tryna beat around da bush... so I whipped out my sea-salt shooter launched dat bitch a salty cannon ball right in da dome piece!"
"yea nigga show dat hoe who's boss"
"oh nigga I did!"

by Kyle R. Montgomery January 12, 2009

Salty Water Cannon

(n.) - a variation of the sea salt shooter. this is the name given to male reproductive organ when used to launch projectile salty fluids directly into the eye of a woman.

"Yo brah, so did you do her brah?"
"Nah brah, but I gave her a piece of my salty water cannon dude!"
"No way brah, thats so gnar! but whats a salty water cannon?"
"Its just a hard wood hawian board brah, but when you do this with it!"
"Ahh fuck brah! My eye!"
"Uhh chyeahh!"

by Kyle R. Montgomery January 12, 2009