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George Salter Academy 

Utter shit school. Year sevens fly along the corridors like it’s a civil war and the plague is coming. The PE block stinks of shit and you can’t walk through without holding your breath. There isn’t even enough changing rooms for everyone. The toilets never fucking work and half the sinks don’t either. The loo roll gets stuck inside the damn holder. There’s never any soap to wash yer damn hands so no wonder the corona virus exists.

You can’t stand in the halls yet half the common rooms are never open. On the coldest days the heaters are broken and they have them on when it’s hella hot. I beg anyone reading this will remeber not to send their child here.
George Salter Academy?”
“Damn shit school, littered with chavs and wannabe road men.”
salter is when you call the cops on all your opps
damnn thats a salter move whatta pussy
salter by bolton demon shit April 9, 2021

to salieri 

transitive verb: "to salieri someone"
1. to force a self-believed genius to deal with their own actual mediocrity by presenting them with a person of true genius (by comparison). A reference to the character Salieri in the play/movie "Amadeus".
to salieri someone: "I actually felt bad for Tim after he got salieri'd by Rob. Tim spent years believing that he was awesome, but now he just keeps picking fights with Rob...which he ends up losing."

George salter academy 

Actual hellhole. Yet it's still fucking freezing, even the devil would live in his own home (more than i can say for some teachers). Corridors smell like shit, just like the grades. Food looks like dead mangled cats and infected with stds. Ratty year 7s everywhere. Girls toilets look like there's been a murder in there. Don't even get me started on the boys, shit spray everywhere. Practically smell the bullshit flying around.
"have you heard of George salter academy?"

"I barely escaped"
George salter academy by thotticuss December 18, 2019

rowan salter 

he is awesome but at most times a crazy fella
Antonio Salieri (1750-1825)

A contemporary of Mozart, he worked at the Viennese court and eventually became Kappelmeister. There were rumours that he poisoned Mozart, and he even falsely confessed to poisoning Mozart when he was in his old age and a bit delusional, but these rumours are not true. Tried to take his own life in 1823.

Due to the works of Alexander Pushkin's 'Mozart and Salieri', and Peter Shaffer's 'Amadeus', Salieri has been unfairly painted as a mediocre composer, though this is also not true.
Instead of creating his own opera, when Salieri became Kappelmeister, he revived Mozart's 'The Marriage of Figaro'.
Salieri by C-chan December 31, 2004