the act (in video games) of repeatedly spawning and dying within a short period of time. Generally in video games where the spawn points are in terrible spots.
Troy: I hate playing Modern Warfare 2.
Me: Why?
Troy: Because I keep getting salmoned. Let's play Halo instead!
Me: Why?
Troy: Because I keep getting salmoned. Let's play Halo instead!
by Rhino88 August 10, 2010
the act of someone slapping their hands against the inside of another persons thighs, often a measure of just how much inner-thigh fat they have.
A big girl looks upset in the corner at a party....
girl: What's wrong with that girl in the corner?
guy: Hahaha! She just got salmoned.
girl: What's wrong with that girl in the corner?
guy: Hahaha! She just got salmoned.
by xxcoffeefeen March 10, 2010
The process of rebooting a server or edmunding but when the server does not come back up successfully
Damn it, I thought that edmunding that server would sort out the problems but I think I have salmoned it now
by mattywhi June 1, 2007
1.The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. 2.The application of an image of a Fancy man rubbing salmon to a video/gif/meme/photo. Related: rubbing salmon.
by MaryInMaryland71 January 9, 2021
by Jackie SSS January 16, 2015
Riding a bicycle against the intended flow of traffic in a bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which swim upstream as part of their life cycle.
by Pops Ritters July 16, 2018
The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large cloud of semen, yelling "release your eggs!", running away, and then dying.
by Stephen "Salmon" Jones January 15, 2014