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salmonback 

A tall, well-proportioned woman with a svelte figure that probably has some kind of visual arts fellowship or is writing thesis on Shakespeare's sonnets. The only certainty is that a salmonback is beautiful, voluptuous, yet thin enough to have a visible backbone. The silent 'L' is sometimes pronounced depending on how gobsmacked you are by the salmoninity.
RUBE: Did you catch that salmonback? Pink? You're gonna miss it... Oh.
PINK: Sorry, Rube, I was too busy looking for Doody Street.
RUBE: There she is again!
PINK: No doubt a salmonback. You could play xylophone on the moll.
salmonback by Rubi Unique May 19, 2009
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salmonmac 

They deserve more support and followers. Go follow them
Me: They're a really cool cosplayer. Salmonmac is very swaggy and an amazing mutual.
salmonmac by Karma's Ur Mom October 28, 2021
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