To "leap like a salmon", usually used in football matches to describe an amazing leaping header. A legendary footballing technique. The word "SALMON!" is usually shouted to pre-emt a "salmon".
Famously mastered by Chris "Salmon!" Allen, for the Mighty Boosh FC.
"That man leapt like a salmon!"

".....SALMON!"

SALMON!
by Chris June 15, 2006
Slang often referring to physically abusing another person on the basis of their sexual preference.
Mike was given a salmons just for walking out of the gay bar.
by Denmark-Dan December 01, 2006
A term used to describe an athlete who deliberately competes at a lower level of competition in order to outplay the field and win awards.

Derived from the 'Big-fish-little-pond" concept; a clearly superior fish in a little pond.
He played the game today like a professional athlete, he is a Salmon in this division of the competition.
by quasiman November 13, 2011
A word referring to a male that likes to date older women. Similar to a trout (swims downstream in age) who is a 40+ male that likes to date 20 year olds, a salmon (swims upstream in age) is a 20-30 year old that likes to date cougars.
Man, did you see my homey Donny, that salmon slayed 4 cougars last night at the Mix nightclub in Sacramento.

That cougar pounced on the poor unsuspecting salmon.
by Sgt. Da Danko December 29, 2010
cockney slang for cigarettes, "salmon and Trout" = snout, often sortened to just "salmon"
got any salmon mate??
by djsc53 June 02, 2006
marijuana,weed, hash, pot, dope
"I'm a go home and smoke, some salmon."
by giraffe-o November 03, 2005
The act of sneaking up on an unknowing victim at a bar or any other public place and quickly slapping them back and forth between their kneecaps with your hand, thus creating the sensation of a salmon tail swimming between the victim's legs.

A successful salmon results in the person who got salmoned either buckling at the knees or attempting to high-step out of the salmon.

Confusion/anger almost always results after getting salmoned; however, the salmoner can turn the victim's confusion/anger into embarrassment by quickly standing up and shouting, "YOU JUST GOT SALMONED, SON! WOOOO!" while pumping your fist in a ridiculously confident manner.
I was talking to Donk at the bar when Booj snuck up from behind and salmoned him down at the knees then shouted "You just got salmoned, son!"
by WVBooj October 09, 2009

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