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3.
When two people are too femine to have "Beef" with one another
Did you hear about the Chris Brown has Salmon with Drake
by D$-Money June 14, 2012
 
1.
When you walk up behind someone and you flail your arm between there legs near the genitals, imitating the act of catching a salmon by hand.
Everyone was giving Lenny Hi 5's while I went behind him and gave him the salmon.
by Lenny Smith March 03, 2008
 
2.
A cyclist going the wrong way in a bike lane.
The defendant blamed the collision on the fact that he had to take evasive action when he encountered a salmon in the bike lane. (Bike Snob NYC)
by Sou'wester March 31, 2010
 
4.
A salmon is a fucking fish! Who the hell takes the time to wright all these autistic sexual acts? Urban Dictionary is retarded...
A salmon is a FISH not some homo sex act made up by a pre-pubescent faggot.
by Cost Co August 26, 2012
 
5.
someone who takes penis up the ass everyday, similar to a tent louis
"Dude what's wrong with that guy? It looks like he got pounded in the ass"
"Oh he's like that all the time, he's a salmons."
by hashtagwyattspam April 08, 2013
 
6.
Slang often referring to physically abusing another person on the basis of their sexual preference.
Mike was given a salmons just for walking out of the gay bar.
by Denmark-Dan December 01, 2006
 
7.
Ancient New Zealand custom where two people slap each others forarms in congratulations
Now is commenly used between skateboarders and car enthusiests
good job, SALMONS!!! *offers ones forarm*
by *Ninja_in_the_garage* November 06, 2006