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1.
A turd that just won't flush
I've just had a huge salmon turd - the little sucka has swum back upstream to haunt me
by Adrian Peers May 11, 2006
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Words related to salmon turd

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2.
despite flushing the pan, a log manages to swim back upstream to welcome you the following morning
jesus fiona. we have a salmon turd yet again!
by julian keen May 07, 2006
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