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3 definitions by julian keen

 
1.
despite flushing the pan, a log manages to swim back upstream to welcome you the following morning
jesus fiona. we have a salmon turd yet again!
by julian keen May 07, 2006
 
2.
term of utter contempt for a fellow human
i wanted to beat him like a gingerstepchild!!
by julian keen April 29, 2006
 
3.
best insult i ever heard for a balding bastard. can be used in conjunction with verbs such as useless streak of belsen piss or mother fucking sack of shit.
who the fuck asked you ya chrome domed cunt?
by julian keen July 04, 2006