adj. suck
you're so swum
by sheeleen January 22, 2011
a widely used gramatically "incorrect" past form of swim. The correct past form of swim is swam, but it sounds stupid to say, so we usually say swum instead.
21patrick60: dude i wish we had swum at your grandparent's instead of playin gears all day & givin up on wave 19

bob: wait i hav an idea! lets hit eachother with lightsabers like mature 15 year olds!
by 21patrick60 June 11, 2009
To swum at a person or to be swum; it is a swear word. Swum means that you are either an idiot or just plain annoying.
Fred: OMG THE WATER'S WET!
Bob: What a swum.

Boss/Paul: FINISH YOUR WORK BY YESTERDAY!
Robby: Dude, he's totally swumming me.
Bob: I know dude, totally.

Ted: Yeah, he swumed her so much.
Lary: Really? I had no idea. I thought she really liked him.
Bob: No, he was such a swum.

Craig: OMG! I LOVE CAKE!
Bob: What a swummer!
Paul: I know. He's such an idiot he should be doing his work!
by MadThree April 12, 2011
a chinese sauce created by two pretty girls in alberta, canada.
swum sauce.
by hekaythlera January 11, 2003
Fly, dope, etc.
You those lime-green Puma's are SWUM, gee.
by Jeff December 07, 2003
cum,seemen,
by Anonymous February 06, 2003

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