1. a live or stuffed monkey used to sell a product
2. another name for a salesman/salesperson who often try to sell products door to door or over the phone. an insult for a salesperson relating to theIr choice of job and the fact that they are really annoying and often rese,ble monkeys on a literal or figurative basis.
'theres a salesmonkey at the door!'
'GO AWAY! YOU BLOODY SALES MONKEY!'
'i wish you/them salesmonkeys would bloody stop calling me!'
by shpannah September 07, 2006

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A monkey, live or stuffed, used to sell a product.
Like in that Dodge Commercial : "Dude, what is that?" - "It's a .. a ... sales monkey"
by Matt February 09, 2004

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