Slamfaced

The state of being so intoxicated, your face always looks as if it was just slammed against the wall.

Bro #1: Dude, look at Nathan over there on the sofa. He's just surrounded by Pabst tall boys.

Bro #2: He's so slamfaced.

Slamfaced by Morgnt February 4, 2013

sadface 

1) the frowning emoticon
2) a verbal expression of disappointment

1) :(

2) You're not coming to the movies with us? Sadface!

sadface by CRWordsmith December 15, 2008

Saladfre

Saladfre isn't just a word, it's a lifestyle. Saladfre is the true essence of peace at mind and free at heart. It's when you try to be something but can't so you go to option #2

Bob: Hey Joe, what are you doing?
Joe: I've always wanted to be on Glee but the show ended...I guess I'll just have to saladfre.
Bob: k then

Saladfre by Saladfre December 18, 2015

sallyfacenumber1simp 

a god.

“hey are you religious?”
“yeah i worship sallyfacenumber1simp every night before i go to sleep”

sallyfacenumber1simp by anonymous June 11, 2021

Slarface 

verb; to sleep, in Conehead language, as seen in the 1993 Dan Aykroyd film "Coneheads"

"Time for slarface."

Slarface by Zedonk February 6, 2010

Sadface 

An adjective used to express sadness, annoyance, dissapiontment or mild anger. Sadface as well as Angryface, Happyface etc. can be/is used to replace an emoticon
*sadface replaces >:(*
Any emotion followed by -face can be used to decribe how you're feeling.

*I accidentally killed my pet fish. sadface.

*What!? I got an F on my english test! sadface!

*Sooo, my girlfriend is definitely fucking my bestfriend. sadface.

Sadface by Faybaybay December 9, 2008

salad face? 

An expression of great confusion, often said with a facial expression to match and hands with palms up.

"...and then my dad said I couldn't date 'til I was 40. Salad face?"

salad face? by Willowmd June 22, 2004